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Monday, December 22, 2008

DAS BOOT

Is on my foot. Aka, I apparently fractured my foot during indoor soccer practice about 2 months ago, finally got an x-ray of it, and am now sporting the sexiest piece of plastic I've ever had on my leg! Not counting my extra fragrant shinguards, of course.


The bad: Direct quote from the podiatrist: "No treadmills, cybex, elliptical, stationary bike, stairmaster, or arctrainer...I think I've about covered them all. I know how you people think."
Me: "You people?!" haha just kidding.
The good: I can still drive (it's my left foot that's out of commission), it's winter break, so I don't have to worry about trying to hobble to class and miss practices, and since it's winter, I won't even get any weird-ass tan lines! And best of all- I can still work out (it just has to be modified).

So that's how I'm gonna start off this post. No matter how much you stretch and strengthen, chances are, you'll get injured sometime. Even swimmers, who I thought would have the healthiest lifestyle ever, get shoulder injuries and muscle pulls. So what can you do about it?

1) See a doctor: This is probably the easiest thing in the world, but I'm always surprised at how many people don't do it. Be in touch with your body: if something feels wrong, check it out. I may not be the best example of this, since when I injured my foot, I went to the student health center and they told me nothing was wrong, so I just kept playing soccer and everything else despite the pain. My body was telling me: "Don't listen to the nurse! Something is messed up!" But because the nurse had dismissed it as a minor sprain, I didn't do anything. And guess what? my body was right. Get a second opinion if necessary, but ALWAYS always be in tune with what's going on inside.

2) Switch it up: The good thing about injuries, as opposed to being sick, is that you can usually find SOME way to work out. Even if it might not be ideal, many times injuries force you to work muscle groups that you'd normally ignore, or try out new forms of exercise that you've been missing. In my case, it's swimming. I've been wanting to be a better swimmer for a while now, but I was always making excuses to avoid the pool (I hate lap swimming). The good thing about my injury is that it forces me to just get my butt in the pool and do it.

3) Stay positive: I know this is very Oprah of me, but a positive attitude actually helps. There have been a bunch of scientific studies and articles on how maintaining a positive attitude can actually help you heal faster. You don't have to read motivational quote books: just do what works for you. Humor, meditation, watching "Friends" marathons...it's all good!

4) RICE: Rest, ice, compression, & elevation. I feel like I have to add this one in there just because. Of course, if your doctor tells you to do something different, make sure to listen to them.

5) Do something else: I know it's hard to believe (or at least, it is for me), but there are other things besides sports! I'm not kidding! So if you're sick, injured, or incapacitated for whatever reason - go check them out! Take an art class, learn how to cook, watch a movie, make a gingerbread house, practice your singing/accordion/keytar, read a book (or write a book for that matter), and if you're feeling REALLY ambitious: go do some homework. :)

6) Take it slow: Injuries are your body's way of saying: hold up, homeskillet! Ok, maybe not exactly that, but you know what I mean. You need to listen, and give yourself a little time off. And that includes after the cast / brace / whatever has come off. Don't just jump right back into things at full speed - chances are, you'll hurt yourself again. Instead, slowly build up to your previous level of activity. And learn from your mistakes: if tight muscles were what injured you, start stretching more. If you need a brace or arch support, get one before getting back to your routine. Soon enough, you'll be back and better than ever.

Be nice to your body and it will be nice to you!
-t

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Have no moneys? Have no bike? You can still have a TRIATHALON!

Hey guys! So I'm starting this blog since a few people have asked me for workout advice and fun stuff to do to get in shape. I'll probably post some random poems and pictures too, but for now, I'm gonna talk about my newest obsession / challenge: doing an Olympic-distance triathlon. To be honest, this is something I've always wanted to do, but I've always made excuses, since I'm a little intimidated by the distance (and the price tag - lots of triathlons are a $40-100 entry fee). And then I got this great idea: what about getting together a bunch of poor college students and doing a fun triathlon? I'm not even kidding! It wouldn't be about times or prizes: it would be about setting and meeting your own goals and having fun! We just have to be creative! Here's the rundown of how this could happen:



The Po' Man's Triathlon

Swim: in the AC. It would have to be during one of the public morning or afternoon swims (on weekends, these are at 1-3pm). The length of the swim is 1500 meters for the olympic-length, which is quite a bit but also quite doable.

Transition: change in the locker room to biking/running gear. If enough people are participating, maybe we can have some gel packets for you guys! haha i think i just really like edible gel.

Bike: For all you people WITH bikes: feel free to go to Forest Park and do 4 laps around. For you non-bike owners, we can take over the cardio room in the AC!!! I don't have a road bike and don't trust myself to bike outside without being hit by a car or something anyway. Soooo.... stationary bike it is. The distance for this one is 40k.

Transition: Drink something and get pumped!

Run: Outside! Yayzers! This will be fine- just from the AC to Forest Park and then one lap around the jogging trail.

Total: 31 miles of awesome.

Here's some training programs to get you thinking (all from http://www.trinewbies.com/)

Beginner Training: http://www.trinewbies.com/tno_trainingprograms/tno_10wOly.asp

Intermediate: http://www.trinewbies.com/tno_trainingprograms/tno_18wOly.asp

Anyways, I think this could be really fun. Still figuring out a date, but shoot me a facebook message or leave a comment if you have any ideas / suggestions.

-T

Coming soon to the Bovine Equinox: Plyometrics (the illustrated version!), workout music, nutrition tips, and poems written at 4am!